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La li lu le lo more like La Gi Bu Te Quo

Patriots more like gay-triots

Up down girl
She's been living in her yo-yo world

surgery shitpost 

not so much post-op as fax-op or telephone-op

what if deadname, but instead... 

bread name

current mental state 

I wrote a song about unpleasantly intense emotions and I keep getting it stuck in my head

coping, clearly.

negativity 

I wish I could see friends being happy together in a way that didn't come with the pang of "I want that, too" :(

negative 

who decided emotions were a good idea

I have ruined a perfectly good monkey

Why didn't the Beatles just transition, I mean they already knew they were the eggmen

I'm coming out of Nic Cage and I've been doing just fine

Jenny H boosted

Now I am in a very pink coffee shop where a twee cover of Despacito is playing

Today I heckled some people advertising a new Mortal Kombat game by telling them that KoF is better

Negativity 

Why can't we have nice things? :(

I think I am tired, because my brain just failed to read a commonly-used phrase and substituted it with "Hermione Replacement Therapy"

family trans angst, transphobic slur self-applied 

so apparently my cousin is now going by a name that differs from their birth assignment. but nobody in the family is talking to them. not for that reason, but for other reasons which sound like they're to do with mental health...

so I can't help but feel like I'm only accepted because I'm the more acceptable tranny

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