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‪did you hear about the particle physicist who went to Warsaw in search of a charismatic carrier of glandular fever?‬ 

‪he was looking for a magnetic mono-pole‬

Drink 

My latte is pink and tastes like Turkish delight what is this beauteous wizardry

There is a laptop here with an Undertale sticker so I'm bracing myself for a cool queer to return to it

I released a single today: loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/t

it is about dissociation and trans sex feelings, so listen with caution

mental health, negative 

‪yaay so the MH service that turned me away has signposted me to a service that isn't currently accepting referrals‬

Mental and negative 

Who has two many neuroses and just got turned away from another mental health service? This nutter!

At least they offered to do signposting...

Slightly lewd 

Searching for sloppy makeouts by typing the phrase into AltaVista

Jenny H boosted

when anti-loitering laws are applied to crows, the charge is upgraded to attempted murder

*cold water dripping from my backpack* it appears I joined the fight for just ice under false pretenses

Fash 

Just saw someone wearing a remembrance poppy, six and a half months early. In case you needed any more convincing it's been totally transformed into a right wing dogwhistle :S

Blood, medical 

Had to try very hard not to dance with a needle in my arm

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Blood, medical 

Got my hormone bloods done with Shania Twain's "Man, I Feel Like A Woman" playing in the phlebotomists' office

lewd, silly 

‪[extremely gabber] I want to be a pretty and I want to get boned‬

Eggmode, or, the Dunning-Kruger of being a boy

lewd, political 

More generally, can we orgy our way to a better world? Or, at the very least, can I get someone to make out with while I'm on the barricades?

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lewd, political 

is there a way to findom but as agitprop

"smash capitalism, my paypigs"

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