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Did you hear about the comedian who took an exam in preparing duck soup? 

He got top Marx!

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Chapter 28 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast teens, and it's all come full circle...

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if this post gets 20 boosts ill get over my adhd and work on my BA thesis today.

im desperate here my deadline is in 2 weeks and ive been fighting this shit for literal months

Chapter 28 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast teens, and it's all come full circle...

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Selfie 

@lambdagrrl but on the upside I can now add image description so you get to see my face (or not as the case may be)

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I spent the evening hyperfocused on app dev, so expect the next installment of Practical Witchcraft tomorrow during the daytime

Alcohol, caps 

This wine has ASTRONAUT CATS on the label

Today in unexpectedly cyberpunk things to say: "Im gonna try restarting the android subsystem"

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"You are a vampire?"
"Yes."
"Are you going to bite me?"
"Do you want me to?"
"Wait, what?"
"A vampire cannot enter unless invited."
"Not enter in any way?"
"Not in any way."
"Neat! You are welcome to... um..."
"Thanks, but I'm not interested in that."
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's okay."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

big bearded guys don't have orientations so much as BEARings

why wikihow but not wikiwhere or wikiwho

I guess we already have wikiwhat

Medical adj 

In previous visits to this endo clinic I've sat in three different waiting rooms. Now sat in waiting room number four...

Rushed to my 1 o'clock medical appointment only to find out it's at 2

lewd pun 

if you lure people on a distributed social network into indulging in self-pleasure, is that masto-baiting?

Working on a novella about trans feelings and the ending is kind of a downer. Want to write a bit more to give it a bit of hope but I'm not quite sure what to write.

Kink, pol 

As an anarchist and a foot fetishist, I don't quite know how to feel when people label those with right-wing sympathies as "bootlickers".

Not that I'm complaining, but can anyone fill me in on why trebuchets are the new hot meme?

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Chapter 27 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens, and shit just isn't fair. But it helps to have friends who will de-arrest you, at least.

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Chapter 27 of Practical Witchcraft for Outcast Teens, and shit just isn't fair. But it helps to have friends who will de-arrest you, at least.

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