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Be the changeling you want to see in the world.

Alcohol 

There is a drunk outside my window singing the Twelve Days of Christmas. He doesn't know the words, but you can't fault his enthusiasm...

Lewd joke 

Did you hear about the girl with the precipitation fetish? She got wet from the rain.

one day my hot drink fandom and my gay shitposting will coincide and i will finally work out how to brew tea that turns boring people into hot lesbians

wait is turkish coffee just matcha but for coffee beans

Jenny H boosted

A small street is conducting scientific studies into what people eat for breakfast 

it's cereal experiments lane

So, is the distress call of the queer meant to be "maygay" or "gayday"?

kink 

yes i'm bragging okay let me have this

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kink 

it has been pointed out that I may need to update the bit of my website bio that says I'm not a cat owner

catgirls are a subtype of cat, yes?

Kink pun 

A Kinks tribute act called "Your Kinks Are Not My Kinks But Your Kinks Are OK"

I swear as a kid I thought there was a seventh Friend

Female presenting knockoff TARDIS developed with the aid of the Master

Macklemore as a seagull: Walk up to the club like what up I got a big flock

So I guess people are doing ?

I'm Jenny, autistic trans girl with a penchant for wordplay, fiction and music. I write trans shit (with magic and a hint of anarchism) at thunderandherbs.co.uk and make music as loosechangeling.bandcamp.com . On Masto I post random phrases that make me laugh, with occasional sex or angst behind CWs.

Food 

I have delicious charity Christmas cake!

So I released my EP yesterday and I'm already working on the next one, lol

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