Jenny H @lambdagrrl@computerfairi.es

well I'm glad someone got it

weird that bayer pharmaceutical doesn't follow the lead of their parent brand and make progynova colourless in june

is there a version of masturbation but for making out

my city is apparently advertising the upcoming pride march by having two small rainbow flags either side of a massive cross of st george...

Currently accepting applications for crushes. Job requirements: 1) pretty 2) passionate 3) inexplicably interested in me but in a way I can convince myself is platonic

Successful applicants will feature in my daydreams frequently and will never get asked out because I'm a coward

got dressed so I could head out but instead I'm just lying on my bed thinking about how friendless I am

weird to call it a dry spell when you get this wet

‪forgot it was trans pride brighton today and that means birdsite will be filled with all the cool trans ppl having fun without me‬

*caressing trees* different strokes for different oaks

Giving myself the incredible nostalgias today. Friends from my undergraduate days feeling like a lifetime ago, some people who I can only remember via their cabaret personas. Guh.

imagine if I was hot and people wanted to fuck me, wouldn't that be nice

I may have given up on he-ness
But I'm gonna keep my penis

what's a girl gotta do to get a beating around here huh

ideology is when you worship age verification, right?

My nose is unpleasantly pollinated.

Harmony in the blues is not so much about dominant 7ths as it is about pillow-queen 7ths, lounging around expecting to be brought to completion without wanting to do any of the work ;)

Use of Goku in Structured Programming Considered Harmful

Suddenly struck by the urge to write a song about the LucasArts adventure game Loom

walked past some police espousing politically-questionable opinions. so many cops in this town on the hot take *shakes head*

trash talking is whenever i open my mouth