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kinky cs shitpost 

incredible for web dev to include something literally called the "dom" and yet they call Haskell a bondage-and-discipline language...

there's a twitter meme going around about rumours but I can't recall any time when people were telling weird rumours about me

if you ever heard a weird rumour about me maybe let me know?

I saw the french version of an Assigned Male comic and my brain went straight to René Magritte

mental health re: socialising 

thought slightly too hard about the concept of parasocial interaction and now I'm not sure if I have any truly reciprocal relationships whee

assuming I manage to get the courage to do this, what sort of hair should I go for?

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death, politics and mental health 

the dreadful realisation that you would gladly die for your causes but could not even imagine living for them

local pride is this saturday and I kinda wanna get my hair done

but hair is scare

lewd political shitpost 

‪BJs are usually good but this one... this one is bad‬

self-promotion, boosts appreciated 

In case you missed it, I released two records yesterday. Just made a twitter thread introducing them: twitter.com/trashsynth/status/

I should do something with my day. But dunno what.

asking for advice 

how do you meet new people, either for friendship or for makeouts?

relationship gripe 

I mean I guess I don't have an issue with being in a polycule of that size but I do have to wonder about the impulse to chart the thing

and also why am I not invited, I'm told I'm a good kisser

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relationship gripe 

I'm single and lonely and other people are out there with literal 200 person polycules wtaf

if the tiger from the jungle book transitioned would that be she/her khan

Jenny H boosted

There were words written in pencil in the margins of the library book: 'Erase this message'
I rolled my eyes, erased them. On the next page: 'Thank you'
Then: 'This message is only yours'
And my name. My real, secret name.
Then: 'You'll be free'
'To be you'
'I am, in the future'
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

bad trans and relationship feelings 

every so often my brain throws out stuff like "you should detransition, at least then you wouldn't be the official least fuckable trans woman in the area"

negative 

don't want to be conscious but in that way that means I don't want to sleep either

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