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asking for advice 

how do you meet new people, either for friendship or for makeouts?

relationship gripe 

I mean I guess I don't have an issue with being in a polycule of that size but I do have to wonder about the impulse to chart the thing

and also why am I not invited, I'm told I'm a good kisser

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relationship gripe 

I'm single and lonely and other people are out there with literal 200 person polycules wtaf

if the tiger from the jungle book transitioned would that be she/her khan

Jenny H boosted

There were words written in pencil in the margins of the library book: 'Erase this message'
I rolled my eyes, erased them. On the next page: 'Thank you'
Then: 'This message is only yours'
And my name. My real, secret name.
Then: 'You'll be free'
'To be you'
'I am, in the future'
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

bad trans and relationship feelings 

every so often my brain throws out stuff like "you should detransition, at least then you wouldn't be the official least fuckable trans woman in the area"

negative 

don't want to be conscious but in that way that means I don't want to sleep either

weird that bayer pharmaceutical doesn't follow the lead of their parent brand and make progynova colourless in june

sex, kinda 

is there a version of masturbation but for making out

my city is apparently advertising the upcoming pride march by having two small rainbow flags either side of a massive cross of st george...

Currently accepting applications for crushes. Job requirements: 1) pretty 2) passionate 3) inexplicably interested in me but in a way I can convince myself is platonic

Successful applicants will feature in my daydreams frequently and will never get asked out because I'm a coward

sadposting 

got dressed so I could head out but instead I'm just lying on my bed thinking about how friendless I am

lewd 

weird to call it a dry spell when you get this wet

kinda neg 

‪forgot it was trans pride brighton today and that means birdsite will be filled with all the cool trans ppl having fun without me‬

*caressing trees* different strokes for different oaks

Giving myself the incredible nostalgias today. Friends from my undergraduate days feeling like a lifetime ago, some people who I can only remember via their cabaret personas. Guh.

self-deprecation 

imagine if I was hot and people wanted to fuck me, wouldn't that be nice

came up with a silly rhyming couplet about girldick 

I may have given up on he-ness
But I'm gonna keep my penis

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