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lewd, kinky, an offer 

this is your opportunity to toot toppy things at me, if you'd like to

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lewd, kinky 

a friend sent me a sexy story and now I'm distractingly horny and someone should come and fuck me and call me names

update: I did in fact get dressed and I did in fact guitar and what's more I tidied the kitchen and put laundry on so as far as I'm concerned I'm doing pretty well today

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drugs 

when to a party last night where I did an drug and met a pretty girl whomst I wanna be gay for

food 

10:40 in the evening is absolutely the best time for making vegan flapjacks right

kinky joke, food 

went on a date the other night dressed as a turkey escalope. turns out I misunderstood her breeding fetish

me, dressed as "Belle" from the famous French fairytale: sorry, lost a Bête

food 

butternut squash is a god-tier vegetable and I will not be accepting questions at this time

trans medicine politics, unrelated to the earlier post 

sentences I apparently type:

> is it bad that when I read "on a waitlist to get tortured" I thought this was a satirical take on NHS gender care

transpol 

stirring up shit by asking whether gatekeepers are involved in the NHS trans study

food 

that was a nice curry I cooked but I'm not convinced it can be reasonably termed "katsu curry sauce"

daily achievements, food reference, trying to look on the bright side of things 

trying to keep my mood out of the toilet by listing what I've done today

today I:
- sent an Emotionally Difficult Message
- made Jane Austen Jokes
- and a GRU Meme
- both of which form part of the Talk I Started Planning
and I will shortly:
- be doing some Food Shopping
- and maybe even some Art

negative, mental, making it poetic for shits and sobs 

dreaming of sex
and messaging my ex
has got me in a weird mood
in all of the respects

To the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Power-cycling the router
Power-cycling the router
Power-cycling the router
To fix the internet

Food 

Lunch was sensory hell for me and I think I'm hungrier than when I sat down to eat it.

Medical, neg 

It is too early and I am in a bad mood. Apparently ten minutes late is too late for the nurse to see me about this blood pressure thing, so I have to worry about it for another two weeks. Which, ironically...

Also I just missed my bus.

kink 

what clown called it "ownership kink" and not "economic good girl"

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