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watching a video about The Flavortown Saga and the idea that this ARG equated Guy Fieri (food personality) and Guy Debord (Situationist theorist) has absolutely BROKEN me

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Genius-level spice storage at gf's new flat: metal plate stuck under shelf with 'power strips'; small, shoulderless jars; small, powerful magnets under each lid.

medical 

woop, that's me chemically castrated for another 3 months

mental, neg 

triggered to fuck so I'm listening to an italian rock band

screaming 

my kingdom for some healthy fucking norms in this community

why have a polycule when you can have a pollicle, a cavity on the scalp that extrudes hair

scatman john? no you got it wrong I'm catsman joan

tfw you've been in too many organisations not to want to make this explicit

welp, i got rejected from a discord server for being too old

i'm 31

*me reading any scandinavian language* ok so these are the letters you pronounce and these are the ones the vikings used to pronounce, yeah?

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Those who are having their ceremonial orchis this year, please make sure you can supply evidence of your negative covid test at least 24 hours in advance to the Office of the Archigallus and then remain in self isolation til your appointment

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food, linguistic nonsense 

hab' ich ov'd det pizza rein

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"this functor is covariant. that one is contravariant." - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

food 

gave myself a forearm workout by way of making cookie dough

re: subtweeting some stuff, suicide, mob "justice" 

wake me up when the trans woman's punishment for a bad take is no longer a fucking death sentence

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subtweeting some stuff, suicide, mob "justice" 

what if we did not hound an autistic trans woman of colour to suicide, regardless of what awful shit she may have once said

if mirrors can't see vampires then does that also mean that vampires can't see mirrors?

food shitpost 

you're telling me a brat made these kartoffeln??

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