Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

When you’re not looking for great pizza and just need it to be

That feel when you put your hand near your PC and feel that it’s warm and you’re not sure if it’s because the PC is running hotter than usual or if you’re just noticing the heat because your room is getting colder.

Help, I literally cannot stop winning.

(This is not a problem.)

You may think that says "Casino" but it's actually an old Draconian word that means "Time Sink Hell".

I can't believe there's a friggin' Meat Loaf reference in this game.

I'd almost say I'd try to teach my family about energy conservation even if it would kill me...

But I probably would die first before they'd get it.

Mothercluckers

I’m pretty fucking chill when it comes to pronouns but I’m baffled to no fucking end as to why “your” is unacceptable in this case.

(Disclaimer: I may be slightly more pissed off than necessary because I know this guy who is a he identifying cis dude who refuses to acknowledge “they” as a singular pronoun.)

...HOW?!

Me, first thing in the morning before coffee

@pettancow Weather cow

Shoutout to Windows 10 for randomly hecking up and thinking I’m hitting keys I’m nowhere even close to touching.

(I’m pretty sure it’s Windows. I’ve tested several keyboards and it’s consistently fucked up on all of them.)

A witch gives a man a spell promising it’ll give him the world’s biggest Dick.

Several years later he marries a wonderful eleven foot man named Richard.

Not that it's necessarily a bad thing but I think I've received more mail this past month about voting by absentee ballot than I have the entire time I've been of voting age.

(To be clear I live in a state that allows you to request an absentee ballot by mail for any reason.)

Lawdy, what have I done

Okay, I really don't have any issues with LttP. Wind Waker is just far more of my jam.

Broke: LttP Randomizer

Woke:

Yeah, I understand that other folks need to use the bathroom as well but I wish they would either tell me before I got in or if they would be kinder about asking me to reasonably hurry up.

Telling me not to harp on my condition is a good way to press my buttons.

No, I really don't like the fact that it can take me a while to take a shit because I have ulcerative colitis. No, I don't enjoy taking up the only bathroom in the house because of it.

But goddamn I wish people would show a bit more sympathy for a condition that's not my fault.

Little robot welder friend