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kink/pol/typo joke 

i wonder how many us folks are going out to vore today

tmi? 

my nose is running so hard right now i might close a couple of pounds by the end of the night

us politics 

While it is important I'm getting incredibly exhausted by hearing that I should vote from practically everywhere I go.

(For the record I've already early voted by absentee ballot because I hate dealing with polling places.)

Fun D&D GM ideas: Your players are tasked with delivering a mystic package to the king. A mysterious rival wants to steal the package and claim the glory for themselves.

Send them through as many perils as possible.

If they survive let them see what was so important for them to deliver.

It is a piping hot pizza.

DQXI Spoilers 

Just found a NPC from near the beginning of the game who you had to help find her kitty.

Well now it's after Doomsday and she's lost her kitty again but another NPC is gonna try to help her find it.

I don't know why but that just seriously fucked me up.

Dragon Quest XI Major Spoilers 

WELL THIS IS A FUCKING TWIST.

(I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here but I need in game confirmation.)

If it's wrong to cocoon yourself in a nest of blankets with the heater blowing on you during winter then I don't want to be right.

DQXI dumb stuff 

Whoever did the localization for DQXI didn't get paid nearly enough.

Dragon Quest XI spoilers?, Dumb stuff 

Bad news: Yup, she was evil.

Good news: It was just the witch taking her form so the cutie is still real.

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Dragon Quest XI spoilers?, Dumb stuff 

Cannot confirm yet but I'm getting afraid that she's going to turn out to be evil and it's irrationally upsetting me because she's incredibly cute.

NPCs that react to your rampant vandalism is my aesthetic.

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