Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

Big Book

It's days like this I am reminded of the Tao of Pratchett.

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Hi, yes, I would like to invent time dilation technology so I can hide myself in a time bubble and get some proper sleep without the entire day going by.

@Chel @pettancow Ys IX key art

Intern: *bursts through door* Professor! You’ll never believe it! We found even more Pokémon in a new region!

Professor Oak: * takes a long drag of a joint and sighs*

allegedly there's a potential sixteen more democrats that may join the presidential race and i am just exhausted already.

Relatable

Detective Pikachu looks wild and I’m loving it.

i'm not one for torture but someone throw me on a rack and stretch me out because my back is crazy tense lately.

Life feels weird now that Reggie will never likely give us Mother 3.

Excuse me if I very fucking doubt this

@pettancow @Chel https://gematsu.com/2019/02/falcom-to-debut-ys-ix-footage-and-discuss-the-future-of-the-trails-series-on-march-24

I think when I retire I’ll settle down to a farm where I’ll make my own cheese and raise some pigs.

I’ll call it the Cheddar Bacon Ranch.

could god make a burger so big even they couldn't eat it?

it may or may not be related to an excessively large burger i just made.

good lord, i hope there's studio apartments in the world that have 1 1/2 baths because i'm long tired of this shit of living with multiple people and there's only one bathroom in the house.

Apparently the Dutch Foreign Minister made a life sized muppet to represent Brexit and my only thought was “How soon until the internet wants to fuck it?”.

Of all the things that could do it Super Mario Maker 2 may be the one thing that'll convince me to get a Nintendo Online subscription.

https://computerfairi.es/media/ILYLIcyAXBni-lbIFMQ

why in the mother fuck is youtube recommending me a reaction video to a pro/anti-vaccine debate when i have never watched a vaccine related video before.

and especially when i was just watching a fucking super mario rpg clip.