Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es
Wandering Adventurer. Claims to have written things. Known to be a massive nerd. He/Him (They is okay if YOU prefer using gender neutral terms)
Joined May 2018
Pets, Death
Nothing like coming home after a long, exhausting day only to find out your beloved family cat has passed away.
Work is now just counting down the minutes until I can go home and worship my god.
By god I mean my bed and by worship I mean I'm gonna high dive faceplant into it.
My face wants some coffee but my heart says that it’s probably a bad idea.
Joe
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strong girls boost if u agree
Work, Exhausting, Heavy swears?
Really fucking want to be trying to go to sleep right now but I gotta go to work because they can't find anyone else to cover someone's vacation so I gotta get my sleep schedule fucked. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck capitalism.
"I'm really enjoying this video game but I wish it would end soon so I can move on to other titles."
*continues to invest time in the non mandatory real estate sidequests*
A clothes dryer but for keyboard keys
Eyyyyyyyyyyyy, remembered to renew my domain registration before the very last minute for once.
JK Rowling
I’m sorry. I get that Nagini actually being a cursed woman is supposed to be tragic but it’s such a stupid retcon it just feels over the top.
JK Rowling
@legendaryjoeb According to a newly discovered script in order to ensure everyone knows that Voldemort is a fiendish dick he will spend most of Fantastic Beasts 3 playing hackeysack with a puppy.
The puppy is the hackeysack.
Because he’s Evil.
GEDDIT?
JK Rowling
While I’ll admit to enjoying the Potter series back in the day this latest bullshit with the new Fantastic Beasts movie makes me glad I never got invested in her or the never ending series after I hit social media.
FYI I can see bi folks every day but I'll be honest.
It's because I wear bi-focals.
I'm not a functional person.
I just play one on TV.
Revision. A Flash Sale came through for DQXI so I got it for 26% off.
No Man's Sky on sale for $23.99
"Nah, still way too much."
Dragon Quest XI not on sale for $59.99
"Oh hells yeah, come to Poppa."
I can just lay in bed and play this all day now.
What an age we live in!
Wandering Adventurer. Claims to have written things. Known to be a massive nerd. He/Him (They is okay if YOU prefer using gender neutral terms)
Joined May 2018
