Amazon US really turns up the good stuff sometimes. This is a plug n play famiclone in the shape of a boombox https://www.amazon.com/Output-Classic-Controllers-Birthday-Children/dp/B0CCYM39D1/
Here's what you get
A nice VTxx menu with 365 games with the SD card inserted, another 60 with it removed
Very stretched and filtered
Although the stock 365 in 1 menu is unchangeable it has the Secret Feature of being able to load custom roms from another SD card, it can do NES mapper 0+4 and certain VTxx BIN files, max 1MB
Which means I can load up another console's menu on it
You can store your weed in here