well it's 2:30 am and this vulgar message in a browser window is the result of me finally having got that setup working locally as a proof of concept. after an extremely hairy upgrade of apache. and with extra fun complications due to the host os being windows and the container being linux. now i'm going to bed
and THEN there are the 32 secret endings that were only in the Japanese version where CATS just gets more and more unhinged https://legendsoflocalization.com/zero-wing-had-32-weird-secret-endings-in-japan/
finding that if you want to know the real shit about a toaster you should check the French reviews