taizou @lion@computerfairi.es

Seems a bit on the nose to make an NFT thing based on a movie about a guy who scams people by selling them worthless assets at an inflated price

I ordered German doner kebab & it came in a promotional box advertising "the wolf of wall street NFT experience"

Please don't say that

i am fully open to recommendations at this point before i lose my mind. i'm looking for something 15-16 inches that weighs less than 2kg and has decent enough specs, good screen and good sound

i doubt i'll do much gaming on it so it doesnt need a banger gpu but i want it to be good for everything else & be reasonably future proof

also most retailers filtering options are shit and useless. sometimes they don't work at all. often they filter out products that actually do match your criteria but the specs weren't entered properly.
and sometimes you get stuff like this. how in the hell is 8"-15.6" a useful category for anything

ok the main conclusion i have reached after much research is that all laptops suck ass in one way or another totally unrelated to the headline specs

too heavy? fan too loud? speakers bad? runs too hot? pick one, or maybe two, or three

i really wish retailers had a "filter by weight" option for these things. it's just as important for me as anything else tbh. i want my portable computer to be portable