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Today, for a donation of two pringles.. You can help fund the cure for DBD.

Tick tock goes the clock something something insightful

back in my day we were grateful if we got a mood of any size,

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Computer Fairies is 2 years old today!

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ADVICE FOR YOUNG CURSEMONGERS

Top three curses you're gonna want to have in your shop window, or you're not going to make it in this town:

) Nose Puddle
) They Were Looking At You The Whole Time
) It's Always Someone's Birthday

You get those down, you're all set. Bills will be paid. Lucky horseshoes will crack as you pass by.

You go your own way? Try to write a new bullpucky curse like Daffodil's Lament? Or Tears of Mt. Fallen?

This town will swallow you whole AND you'll lose that lease.

yall ever just completely get ur guts murdered by a neat anomaly and then live forever

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!