ADVICE FOR YOUNG CURSEMONGERS
Top three curses you're gonna want to have in your shop window, or you're not going to make it in this town:
) Nose Puddle
) They Were Looking At You The Whole Time
) It's Always Someone's Birthday
You get those down, you're all set. Bills will be paid. Lucky horseshoes will crack as you pass by.
You go your own way? Try to write a new bullpucky curse like Daffodil's Lament? Or Tears of Mt. Fallen?
This town will swallow you whole AND you'll lose that lease.
trans gal with bat, 26/04/00