ADVICE FOR YOUNG CURSEMONGERS
Top three curses you're gonna want to have in your shop window, or you're not going to make it in this town:
) Nose Puddle
) They Were Looking At You The Whole Time
) It's Always Someone's Birthday
You get those down, you're all set. Bills will be paid. Lucky horseshoes will crack as you pass by.
You go your own way? Try to write a new bullpucky curse like Daffodil's Lament? Or Tears of Mt. Fallen?
This town will swallow you whole AND you'll lose that lease.
yall ever just completely get ur guts murdered by a neat anomaly and then live forever #relatable
trans gal with bat, 26/04/00