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@mimi im in horrible pain after watching this thank you mimi life is truly beautiful

ive spent more time this weekend playing ONE otome game than i have spent on doing literally anything else including sleeping

i turn into an ant for literally 10 minutes and theres already two girls beating me with a hammer and burning me with a magnifying glass. what happened to love thy neighbor

@lulu ๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹โ˜€๏ธโ€‹โ˜€๏ธโ€‹โ˜€๏ธโ€‹โ˜€๏ธโ€‹๐Ÿ”ฅโ€‹๐Ÿ”ฅโ€‹๐Ÿ”ฅโ€‹๐Ÿ”ฅโ€‹๐Ÿ”ฅโ€‹๐Ÿ”Žโ€‹๐Ÿœโ€‹

*gets 4 notifications from my friends* heh... guess the girls find me irresistible after all...

no mom i swear theres nobody in my room PLEASE dont come in i SWEAR PLEASE just leave im BEGGING (gum and mimi moaning n making loud wet kissing noises in a discord call blares in the background)

@gum all the shapes are correct but i have never seen a more uncanny rendition of this thing

get you a girl who can beat pest control hard mode in animal jam

if i ask nicely enough will a girl let me her armpit...

re: slur 

@gum You are literally the most evil person I have ever met. I can't believe you would EVER say something like that to your sweet baby brother. I have NEVER hurt A FLY, and this is how you treat me? You need to be back IN JAIL. Truly despicable.

chatgpt is so painfully aggressively boring why do people care about it have they used it

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