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i just realized my first toot on my birthday was about cleaning my bathroom and not about it being, yknow, MY BIRTHDAY. anyway happy birthday to me!! :blobparty:

getting ready to clean my bathroom by stripping down buttass naked because i dont wanna get my clothes dirty

one of my neighbors in my dorm is using THE MOST PUNGENT perfume i have ever smelled in my life, the smell literally permeates though EVERYTHING and fills my entire room with the stink of unnamed young man scent. i dont know how much this freak uses but i swear to god it smells like he's used the entire bottle every time he walks past my door. good GOD.

funny how im so enthralled by men in anime and videogames but then as soon as i see a real one my fight or flight kicks in

i had a spotless record of not doing anything suspicious on the college wifi and not even 10 days before graduating i flubbed so hard im contemplating staging my own murder and running away

just found out i accidentally read an ungodly amount of yaoi on the college wifi.... its over...

stopped playing an otome game right before a salacious scene and now ive been too afraid to open the game for a week

i think people should embrace the essence of AI art more... like, i want more of the half-abstract stuff the AI churns out when it's confused, yknow?

My advice for the younger generation: Take the road less travelled. Explore new experiences. Take risks. Compile a damning blackmail dossier on somebody you've never personally met. Dangle it in front of them and threaten to ruin their life. Make them take humiliating pictures of acting like a dog. Go somewhere they frequent and give them a courtesy smile when they look into your eyes. Live life!!

having a tummyache so bad my hands n feet have gone cold and clammy, my vision's blurry and im shaking... i swear my lifes flashing before my eyes...

@ashley FOR REAL!!! im so happy the modding community knows what's up because if i cant shake my ass to 80's music with my friends what is even the point

told mimi i only pee 3 times a day and she almost started crying

real gamers play zomboid just to decorate their house and have dance parties

when i fluster a girl so bad she punches and breaks her microphone and keyboard

spent an ungodly amount of time playing tetris in highschool and finally it pays off... girls hate me

girl so mad from losing at tetris she breaks her microphone and leaves the room

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