For the record:

- The *cryptography* in Signal is probably fine; a practical attack would be a big surprise.

- Signal lacks specific features required for classified systems, such as security labels, certified identities, revocation, etc.

- Signal runs on uncontrolled, insecure platforms connected to the Internet, rendering it unsuitable for classified even if it had the above features.

- Adding classified features to Signal would make it unusable for most purposes for which it's intended.

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the moment I realized how absolutely bonkers hyperrogue sounds to people who haven't played it 

"a dragon followed me into the dungeon. but I had orb of domination so the dragon was an ally. so I tried to get it to dive the dungeon with me because it could fly out, but it wouldn't stop attacking the unkillable skeletons so I had to just leave"

OH: *looks at a lesbian couple* so, which one of you is the car and which one is the cdr

Here’s a few ideas I had to make electric cars better.

Firstly, we should give electric cars dedicated lanes. As these vehicles need to be promoted over fossil fuelled counterparts, giving them their own lanes makes them seem more exclusive.

Secondly, we could then outsource the electrical power to an overhead cable system, and each car could have a pickup.

This would mean each car would then become lighter as they wouldn’t need batteries. Plus we could drive even more power to each vehicle, therefore increasing the efficiency.

Thirdly, we should replace the low-resistance rubber tyres on electric vehicles with steel, and lay “tracks” in their dedicated lanes.

Now, with all these out of the way, we have made these vehicles much more efficient. Therefore we have capacity to actually make these vehicles bigger so they can carry more people. This would make them EVEN MORE efficient because now each vehicle is carrying more people per kW of electricity used, now that we have outsourced the power supply.

In fact, this leads to another efficiency: we could link these larger electric vehicles together, and only the lead vehicle needs to have a driver, freeing up the other drivers. This reduces the overall drag on the vehicles in a “chain” thereby making it EVEN more efficient to drive.

Any takers on my idea? We can call it an “steelroader” due to the steel tracks involved.

It's been eight years to the day since Lance Ulanoff, the storied Tech and Social Media Expert and an award-winning tech journalist, decided that Mastodon won't survive because William Shatner couldn't find him on here.

Eight years on, Mastodon stubbornly survives:
rys.io/en/177.html

Please join me in celebrating the annual Mastodon Won't Survive Day, right here on fedi. :blobcatcoffee:

#Mastodon #Fediverse #MastodonWontSurvive

Spent most of my work day yesterday debugging Mono's JIT in an arm32v5 environment. Conclusion: it's super broken and needs a lot of work. Also I'm going to do it because if Debian still supports it then so can I.

Why does the most fun way to play a game always involve so much bookkeeping?

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