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smol cat learning about the cyber machines. EN & DE. they, it / per, es, ersie, xier. @maunzikation @maunzikation
Joined Apr 2017
@distelfliege hm, ja das klingt super nervig
@distelfliege ich hab auch den Eindruck, dass die begeisterungswelle in meiner TL vorbei ist :o bei mir ja auch, aaaber. Schade.
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How would you model executive dysfunction in a video game? Ideas:
Depression: A character that just sits down and ignores button input at random.
ADHD: Internal monologues that overlap NPC dialogue. A mission list that randomly rearranges/drops objectives. Random camera jumps. 80% of highlighted objects are irrelevant.
Anxiety: Threat indicator highlights all NPCs. Gun is pulled out without input at random. All the many objective markers are shown at all times and are huge.
actual picture of me getting hugs, probably http://fotos.verwaltungsportal.de/seitengenerator/umtopfen_anheben.jpg
I'm kind of tired, but I also want to repot my cacti
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Tireeeeed caaat *does that thing where baby cats fall asleep while they're sitting and look very cute*
food
I spent my evening eating fries and drinking Ayran on a bench in front of the Freud museum and ranting passionately about uni things and it was great.
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full offense but why would anyone *BUY* mastodon advertising
if you have a bit of time and can make some furry art im sure you can easily promote your shit for free
I love it so much and I've been scared to listen to any other versions of… that wonderful concept… for years now.
POINTY NOSE
IT'S A REVOLUTION I SUPPOSE
I might have understood the thing ✨
I am very frustrated because I do not understand the thing that I thought I understood
@webmind@social.weho.st :O tbh as a human I can definitely manage without, but as a cat I'd still want one for meme's sake :s
can i opt out of not being a cat
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This is a photo of a crashed kiosk advertising the menu and offers at a popular Norwegian pizza restaurant chain. It shows that the kiosk was running facial recognition and basic sentiment analysis on the people looking at it.
Based on the number of people who sent me this on Twitter, it’s clear that people care and are unhappy with corporate surveillance.
The worst bit? Compared to what Google and Facebook do daily and at scale, this is a toy.
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Falls hier jemand nicht Fefe liest, HPs Audio Treiber kommen mit eingebautem Keylogger: https://www.modzero.ch/modlog/archives/2017/05/11/de_keylogger_in_hewlett-packard_audio-treiber/index.html
@Scavenger@octodon.social maybe @slooploon and @Jules
@antifahnen ooh, oh no, good luck :3
smol cat learning about the cyber machines. EN & DE. they, it / per, es, ersie, xier. @maunzikation @maunzikation
Joined Apr 2017
