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ok so in the books Eliot is canonically sub?? (not my headcanon but ok) and Quentin is canonically into him?? I don't quite trust this yet but so far that book is much better than I had expected, in most aspects at least (I'm noooot fond of phrases like "gropeable breasts" ew)

Are there any podcasts/shows where they have a strange or extraordinary or notable interviewer questioning really banal people? I'd like that show.

I'm not weird enough to make it.

*eats a nom*
*falls asleep*
*wakes up twelve hours later*
tfw your self-care regimen is to become a cat
is good

when you snuggle into the void the void snuggles back

Playing the sound of scrabble being played, forever

Tfw someone is happy about lasercutteded (that has to be the right form right?) logos of a nice project and your first thought is "but consider this, use only a laser cutter to produce CATS"

Good morning 🐘🐩

He might be even better than in the TV adaption (which is hard!!) I'm not sure yet

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Eliot <333 The Magicians might not be my favourite book, but Eliot. <3

Audiobooks
you can find a miscellaneous piece of furniture, sprawl lifelessly upon it and just have the words happen at you
10/10
would effort less again

food 

I still have to eat something before I go outside :o this is so mean. why is eating work. meow :<

Cats
*ponders the implications of this statement*
yes

So, how about an instance where every toot must begin with the word "So"?

I'm drawn more to birbsite than Mastodon lately. Maybe because there I've already established that what I post is the very opposite of ~interesting content~. Or because I'm too tired to be motivated to toot in English, and I don't want to annoy people with too much German here.

I'm always amazed at how bad tea tastes when I forget to add sugar.

meta/xenophobia/mastodev 

I agree that the "keep non-English toots out of the FTL" sentiment was super racist/xenophobic/imperialist but I don't think the new feature for filtering selected languages out of your timelines is in anyway problematic? Because it's just about letting you choose what you see, not controlling what other people post??
Fight me.

@shel @soft_chomps Microsoft: heres an update, we already downloaded and installed it for you
Me: What is it?
Microsoft: Oh, you know... 😉

i still think the best ruin a first date in 4 words i've seen in my years around is "m'lady, you see, not--"

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