currently on cybre.space @maunzikation@computerfairi.es

some programs have bugs. things that go wrong in predictable ways

other programs have cats. things that go wrong in playful and unpredictable ways

i know ive been annoying asking for help, i know. but i finally have two new jobs now. the thing is is that i don't get paid until next week and i need to pay my phone bill now. i cannot afford to get it shut off. i am on call and i need to have this phone line open. i am struggleog rn. i sound like a broken record but at this point i don't care. if any of you have anything to spare pleas help me;

cash.me/$KiCarter i need $100 still (i can't provide prof)

Did the emojis in your display name get replaced with shortcodes with the most recent update?

Go to your user profile and re-save your display name. Mastodon no longer uses Javascript to interpolate shortcodes and does it on the back end, but you have to re-save the display name to get the back-end system to acknowledge it.

Hello friends, can you please recommend some games that allow you to play as a non-binary character?

Are there any limerick- only instances in the fediverse?

I think I'm like allergic to deodorant or something. I'm typically a sweaty person. I'm anxious and I run hot. However antiperspirants don't work on me. They make sure I don't smell but they don't deter sweat AT ALL.

And now I'm at the point that any time I use deodorant or antiperspirants, it feels like I sweat MORE.

Help. I don't wanna stink. But I also don't want to be dripping 24/7.

Hope their boat sinks https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/identitarians-get-a-boat

https://twitter.com/HydeNS33k/status/885896958962958337 a reminder that this happened the other week and it's top-grade cyberpunk shit

#Germany/#Berlin folx, a Question:

I'm thinking of staying at Jugendgaestehaus Hauptbahnhof, but it's run by the church. They're house rules forbids sexuality based discrimination.

Yet I am cautious. Is there any record/history of this hostel turning away same sex couples? Or not giving them a double bed/etc?

pls boost

in honor of my 50/100th #100selfiechallenge check out these fuckin Excellent shorts #cutewitches https://witches.town/media/RaBvb0vBFe7Zgk3525w https://witches.town/media/MtCYvyhtaGfAu1bVfrc

a person is holding up a UNK UNK

This weekend I'll be flying internationally but my passport still says $deadname and a M on it. Is there a risk of the customs/immigration folks in Argentina being like "you're a girl and clearly not this dude you can't enter on his passport lol"? Would it be safer for me to boymode for the flight? (Or same thing returning to the US?)

(It's okay to boost this btw.)

hey masto, i'm having this idea and i'm not sure if anyone who likes illustrating might be interested

it's a barterish thing, in which someone who likes illustrating avatars, who also likes authentic ’80s dance music (not typically heard elsewhere), would be down for drawing a new social media avatar for me in exchange for a 2-hour live-DJ'd set unique for you (which would be an mp3 or m4a file of your choosing). if you're interested, i'd love to see your work. likewise, i can point you to some of my posted music sessions

(for more info, i talked about this on aviansite a bit earlier: https://twitter.com/patienceinbee/status/885363665544900608 )

Good morning https://mastodon.rocks/media/qJ7pUPnDpaU5IeUtd9w