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Join @SuricrasiaOnline (suricrasia.online/) they are bringing dial-up internet to the poly-am rainbow space camp on Mars starting 2020-02-02 (itwillonlycostyouhalfafortuneandyoursoulwithnostringsattachedandnoweirdlongsentencesandtwistedlaws)!

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(also: what. this letter from canada was faster than the on from UK, sent at the same time and still not here.)

binding, health concerns, a question 

o fediverse, my continually ineffable source of trans advice: what can i be doing to undo/minimise/otherwise live with the health effects of long term binding?
i'm getting the chop soon but after 5+ years of binding my lung capacity is severely diminished and i can barely walk for more than a couple of minutes without feeling like someone's driving a knife through my sternum. i'm wondering if there's any kind of physion (or anything i haven't thought of) that might help.

food stuff related 

okay, I think the ouchy acid that just tried to burn my throat might be trying to tell me that I should eat more? I really don't want to but I know that this only gets worse if I don't eat something

KANSKJE DU IKKE TENKER PÅ MEG HELLER

first nightmare before christmas, now this. my playlist is being melodramatic and I am pretending not to enjoy it instead of meowing loudly to each questionable song, hello

All the babies born today are werewolves, right? I think that's how eclipses work. #eclipse

IN THIS TOWN WE CALL HOME EVERYONE HAIL TO THE PUMPKIN SONG

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[total toll klingende Beschreibung der Wohnung und des sehr leistbaren Zimmers, dann]
"Wir, Maria und Andreas (ein Paar), "

/o\

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I like when people use "masto" as a short form for "mastodon" because it's like calling your service titty

oh oops it's supposed to say "dirty paws" nvmd I totally hear "tiny" every single time

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"the story of the beast with the 4 tiny paws" are you talking about me

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Und dann was was enorm gut klingt, aber die Bedingung ist, dass man alleine Hauptmieter_in wird :s neeein ich will ja vl gar nicht mehr so lang in Wien wohnen, und Verantwortung, meeeh

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6m²-Zimmer um 175€, "nur Wochenendnutzung" o.O

…ich mein

… ja für wirklich drin wohnen ist das schon sehr klein, aber für nur Wochenenden ist das noch immer eher teuer

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