My oven announced the arrival of a software update devoted to green beans and carrots. That’s when I reached for my revolver

This oven, man. I wish I could talk to the team behind these software updates and forced wall paper changes and help them find other jobs.

Here's my recipe for bacon in the oven, FWIW: Get a sheet pan. Line with parchment paper. Put bacon on the paper. Set oven to 450F. Put pan in oven. Do something else for 15 minutes. Take pan out of oven and receive bacon.

@lmorchard i can't tell if i'm more upset about "new" "modes" being added to an oven via software updates or that the design of the "new mode" announcement screen is not consistent between the two posts you've made about it