I want my hair cut but I don't want to go get a haircut. Older I get, the more I understand my Dad's old anti-social propensity for the Flowbee - but I'm not there myself yet.

@mavica_again Haha, yeah, my narcoleptic Dad would even conk out dead asleep in a kitchen chair while my Mom ran it over his head like a lawnmower

@lmorchard @mavica_again My train of thoughts:

* That's a real thing?!
* (checks website) That sure does seem to be a real thing.
* That would solve most of the problems I have cutting my own hair (with clippers) (mess, uneven, can't see back of head)...
* Except there's no way it works with hair as curly as mine.

@zwol @mavica_again For curly hair, just use a stronger shopvac! It'll either straighten it to cut or remove it right off your head

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