watching a top 10 starbucks secret menu items video just to see how mad ill get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTET0h9ouKI heres the video if u wanna play along, top 10 starbucks secret menu items from MsMojo.

Lemme just start off by saying: there is no secret menu. It does not exist.
STARTING OFF STRONG WITH A DRINK THAT DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE

"It's a beverage but for princess arial"

WAIT THE RECIPE ISNT EVEN THE LITERAL ACTUAL MERMAID FRAP!!? Theyre saying to blend blackberries in which is just the pokemon go frap.

WAIT THEYRE SAYING SOME SHIT ABOUT GREEN DRIZZLE???? THE FUCK. GO AWAY. STOP ASKING US TO DO THAT IM NOT MIXING UP MATCHA AND WHITE MOCHA FOR YOU. WE DONT EVEN HAVE THE COCONUT.

#9: Thin Mint Frappuccino. If this is anything but just like a java chip or vanilla bean with chips and peppermint im gonna go apeshit.

IT'S A FUCKING GREEN TEA FRAP WITH JAVA CHIPS PEPPERMINT AND MOCHA???? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????

#8 Shirley Temple. I am about to go ballistic.

-Orange mango lemonade: We don't fucking have that.
-Raspberry syrup: we have that. What the fuck though???

this ones gotta just be hazelnut and mocha right?

ok yeah it is, thats fine. caramel drizzle is also ok.

i am 10000000% positive we don't have the ingredients for this shit.

yeah no we dont have cool lime any more.

#5: Cotton Candy Frappuccino.
This one's fine. it used to be on the menu, it's just vanilla bean with raspberry. It's fine. they can't fuck this one up.

#4 Caramel Snickerdoodle Macchiato
shut the fuck up

if someone ordered this at my store without telling me what the recipe was i would dive through the fucking window. it's just a soy caramel macchiato with vanilla (which is already in the fucking drink) and cinnamon dolce.

we don't have the shit for this any more. fuck off. please.

#2 Oreo Frappuccino.
im gonna say this is just like a java chip or something but with white chocolate. that's fine. whatever.

yeah i was right