melody ✨ @melody@computerfairi.es

meow 😸

@ehashman it reminds me of those sonic the hedgehog popsicles

chicken tenders, or as they like to call them in seattle, yellow textured strips, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y35IC1Ob0pI

anyways the thought of interac coming to america makes me mouth drool more than a bowl of poutine even though it would never happen!!! 🤤

i had a dream that the king of prussia mall was so large that it had 3 costcos, all of which sold slightly different things. one was a canadian costco that sold poutine and doritos ketchup chips and half the signs were in french and my card declined b/c it was interac only lmao

if i were living in a parallel world where every job rejection comes with a free jar of pickles, i would be set for lifeeeee 🥒

meowcrowsoft awoo

@legendaryjoeb always have been, always will be!

it's still #tacotuesday, right? #np

i suspect that a roommate has been stealing my mouth wash - i’m pretty certain that a brand new unopened bottle sitting on a shelf for a few weeks should be more full than this??? 😰

it’s funny because they both subby trains, hah

consider the following: girls with trains, 🚇

had a bizzare napdream that the new york times acquired tim hortons and they combined to become the new york tims. (as a bonus, news tidbits are now called timbits, oh noes)

i want a long fluffy tail to bap away any stranger who dares to invade my personal space in these strange times 😷