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we had a good weekend, yeah? so now we can start talking about how Biden is a racist grandpa and Harris is a cop

i suspect that a roommate has been stealing my mouth wash - i’m pretty certain that a brand new unopened bottle sitting on a shelf for a few weeks should be more full than this??? 😰

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Take some time to cook yourself a good, nourishing meal.

had a bizzare napdream that the new york times acquired tim hortons and they combined to become the new york tims. (as a bonus, news tidbits are now called timbits, oh noes)

i want a long fluffy tail to bap away any stranger who dares to invade my personal space in these strange times 😷

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Cypress Gardens' water-skiing troupe, The Aqua-Maids, dressed as witches; Florida mid-1950s.

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ah yes found the recommended portion size of nutella in america 🇺🇸

i have an intense craving for corn and i don't know why :blobowo:

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Take 5 minutes to straighten the space around you. Set a timer.

food 

hey hi, it's been a while! anyways, here's a bowl of mushroom miso ramen i made for lunch yesterday :blobyum:

this is not the plural representation we deserved, but the plural representation we needed 🥚🥚🥚

wow i can't wait to pick up my copy of pokemon sword lesbian and shield lesbian ⚔️🛡️

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