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you liked my mutuals toot... and you didn't even like mine?! *my eyes turn red and I bare my teeth and snarl*

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nothing matters anymore. i just realized doom guy isn't real. i'm gonna cry

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another day at the dragon repopulation facility. peopel keep asking me if they can fuck the dragons, buddy they wont even let ME fuck the dragons

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innuendo 

party grock is in the house tonight~

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hey sorry i can't come into work today i forgot i had a playdate scheduled and it's reeaalllyyy important

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otome game obsession update: i did NOT know you could get the tetris effect with dating games.

...i may also just be mentally unwell.

listening and learning through political toots on the federated timeline tonight

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im NOT going to spend two all nighters in a row playing my stupid dating game IM NORMAL. IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL

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@mimi im in horrible pain after watching this thank you mimi life is truly beautiful

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if she can't do a chuck mcgill impression is she even worth it

this iswhat its like to love the world. life is full of beautiful things

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i turn into an ant for literally 10 minutes and theres already two girls beating me with a hammer and burning me with a magnifying glass. what happened to love thy neighbor

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