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what people think my bunny is like: sweet, well behaved, calm, can do no wrong
what she's actually like: has 2 litter boxes directly next to each other because she'll pee on the floor otherwise, eats my carpet because she can smell the pellets that were there 3 days ago, jumps on my bed out of nowhere and scares the piss out of me, begs for a bite of my food even though i've told her a million times that cinnamon toast crunch can kill her. still sweet though.
me: *trying to pee*
zelda, who i can see through the crack in the bathroom door: LET ME IN!!! THIS IS A FAMILY ACTIVITY
i've been trying to clean my apartment since my liver disease is having mercy on me today and letting me have a bit of energy as a treat, and she jumped up on my bed twice while my back was turned (she's not allowed up there without me because my laptop & phone charger are there). when i gave up and dropped what i was doing to lay down with her, she stayed for all of 10 seconds before catapulting herself back to the floor. my emotional support animal is causing me emotional distress, actually /j