what people think my bunny is like: sweet, well behaved, calm, can do no wrong

what she's actually like: has 2 litter boxes directly next to each other because she'll pee on the floor otherwise, eats my carpet because she can smell the pellets that were there 3 days ago, jumps on my bed out of nowhere and scares the piss out of me, begs for a bite of my food even though i've told her a million times that cinnamon toast crunch can kill her. still sweet though.