Battle Master Mori @mouseglitch@computerfairi.es

if you haven't seen this version of Once In A Lifetime have you lived yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84rtbVbIEQ

i'm not taking any pills, shots, gels, or patches, but heck yeah i'm a smooshy girlfriend

I drew Maffi in Mario Paint and I forgot that the SNES mouse is actually not great to use. Oh well, she looks cute though!

oops! I took these weird blue pills and turned into a shape-shifting mouse girl

here's an analysis:

1. your boss and landlord are richer than you because they use you for work and money, respectively, without doing anything productive
2. your boss wouldn't be richer than you if you got paid what your work was worth
3. your landlord wouldn't be richer than you if they weren't allowed to own land that someone else is living on
4. you don't need your boss because you and your coworkers do the real work
5. you don't need your landlord because they're a leech

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into an indestructible dragon

smol....

the Mandela effect is when you mix up Nelson Mandela and Carmen Miranda in fifth grade and the teacher gets mad at you because she thinks you're making a joke and it kinda fucks you up

the fbi found out about my post that said "Shadow the Hedgehog is the best sonic game bc you can shoot cops in it" and now im on a watchlist for people who like Shadow the Hedgehog