"Hold The Line" may be the best music video just because of the way [s]Steve Wozniak[/s] David Paich just leans on the keyboard and mugs for the camera during the intro.

"Watson, we need to locate -- oh my god."

"My[i]croft[/i]. Surely you haven't forgotten."

The most upsetting and frustrating thing you can have to say as a sysadmin to users is "I've submitted a ticket". There's nothing you can do, but the downtime is still on your shoulders. Sigh.

Hey all, major fediverse PSA!

Cloudflare is having major connection issues at the moment. Any servers out there who use Cloudflare - and there's a lot - is liable to connectivity and access issues until Cloudflare fixes its shit.

​:boost_ok:​

Awesome, Cloudflare is fucking up somehow and so Elekk is inaccessible from the web - and Discord's down too, so I can't *tell* anyone that the downtime isn't my fault :blobsad:

@mavica "the Bentendo Entertainment Module has the *wrong* 16 colors in its palette and includes *two* triangle waves in the sound chip, obviously the designer had no idea what he was doing"

@mavica it's set to default private and I keep forgetting to change it ><

@mavica you can lean on all the HTML files, they're nice and well-structured so they provide good support

and the javascript files have lots of padding

@mavica I knew the dame was trouble the minute she came through my door. She had snakes for hair, skin the color of the lime on the rim of my secretary's glass, and a tail that went all the way down to the floor and then some.

"You're syrup, right?" she asked, the "s" coming out as a hiss.

"mavica maple, the one and only." I set the chip I'd been chewing on down on my desk and swung my paws to the floor. "Who's askin'?"

This is a very tiny guitar-- It's about the size of a human blood cell and can be played with a laser, and is technically responsible for the highest note ever played on a musical instrument. Each of the strings is only about 100 atoms across.

baby, check this out, I've got something to say 

man, it's so loud in here

I cannot see the word "unforgettable" without thinking about steamed hams

affectionate towards reader 

@mavica pobs :o *grabs pobs and puts them on her cheeks*

if Big Hero 6 was so good why weren't there Big Hero 1-5

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