"Hold The Line" may be the best music video just because of the way [s]Steve Wozniak[/s] David Paich just leans on the keyboard and mugs for the camera during the intro.

"Watson, we need to locate -- oh my god."

"My[i]croft[/i]. Surely you haven't forgotten."

The most upsetting and frustrating thing you can have to say as a sysadmin to users is "I've submitted a ticket". There's nothing you can do, but the downtime is still on your shoulders. Sigh.

Hey all, major fediverse PSA!

Cloudflare is having major connection issues at the moment. Any servers out there who use Cloudflare - and there's a lot - is liable to connectivity and access issues until Cloudflare fixes its shit.

​:boost_ok:​

Awesome, Cloudflare is fucking up somehow and so Elekk is inaccessible from the web - and Discord's down too, so I can't *tell* anyone that the downtime isn't my fault :blobsad:

This is a very tiny guitar-- It's about the size of a human blood cell and can be played with a laser, and is technically responsible for the highest note ever played on a musical instrument. Each of the strings is only about 100 atoms across.

baby, check this out, I've got something to say 

man, it's so loud in here

I cannot see the word "unforgettable" without thinking about steamed hams

if Big Hero 6 was so good why weren't there Big Hero 1-5

[size=24][color=red][b]SECRET MESSAGE[/b][/color][/size] 

you're cute 😘

how to succeed on Mastodon 

snuggle bunnies

no really

@turbodragon would you please try

a) following someone

b) looking at the profile of someone you're already following

tell me if you get errors on either?

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