@lambdagrrl I think I'd be mortally afraid of infants if they were able to fire lasers from their mouths
@lambdagrrl Well, they can projectile vomit, but that's still not the same as dislocating their jaw to reveal a big greebly laser array
@lambdagrrl ...yeah, same
@pettancow yeah but id rather get laserd than vommed on, tbh