Temia @pettancow@computerfairi.es

Moo 'o'

@io patently false!

the canadians are also late to rise. z.z

@Elizabeth tbh though my aesthetic is more the Scholar's Culottes so I'm hardly one to talk

@Elizabeth Haha, well I'm glad it works for you :D Back before glamours were unlocked early, I usually skipped the skirt when levelling WHM through the final parts of ARR

@Elizabeth Ah! Right, that explains why it's unusually skimpy. What is Square thinking with WHM gear... >.>;;

@Elizabeth Which is that skirt? I don't think I've seen it before :o

@io I read it and I'm trans, am I in trouble :<

@troubleMoney This is a good label. lots of birbs. 11/10

Minotaur facts 15: Anyone who tries to sow doubt of the validity of these minotaur facts bears a familial connection to Theseus, infamous minotaur racist and all-around jerk. Do not listen to their lies.

@troubleMoney Frankly I'd be scared of cancer cells that DIDN'T react to napalm. Then again, I don't live on the set of Akira so the odds of running into those are pretty slim.

Minotaur facts 14: You know the minotaurs up in Abalathia's Spine? They may look dangerous, but they're soft and huggable! Don't let the aggressive icon sway you!

HOW THE HECK DO I GET STATIC SHOCKS FROM WET CLOTHES ASJLDGFHLG

Minotaur facts 13: Minotaurs are of a like mind with all of civilization that static electricity is bullshit. Ow. Heck. WHY IS EVERYTHING ZAPPING ME

I want to nap but I've got laundry going.

@Mrfroglegs

Minotaur facts 12: [this fact is currently unavailable due to technical difficulties. Please try again later.]

Minotaur fact 11: Where most hardcore people would turn a knob to 11 and yank the knob off, hardcore minotaurs will turn it to 12 and break the varistor or potentiometer inside the casing.

Minotaur facts 10: The belief that they can only subsist on people is patently false. They are happily omnivorous and enjoy the occasional salad with their human sacrifice.