Temia @pettancow@computerfairi.es

I'm really into the apparent magic of doors that go nowhere

if #bowsette isn't trans culture, then i don't know what is

hi, i’m the cozy fairy! boost this toot for several minutes of guaranteed coziness in your near future, fav to borrow one of my scarves! do neither and it’s okay, i’m sure coziness will find you soon!

i just got a prescription for these shots that'll make me a shape-shifting slimegirl

it took a few more months than they said it would, but these pills finally turned me into a giant snake girl

You: English pronunciation is random and lawless. It is a chaos language no one can make sense of.
Me:

FYI I can see bi folks every day but I'll be honest.

It's because I wear bi-focals.

for the purposes of this toot please assume that the original version of bowser meets the commonly accepted definition of beauty queen