Temia @pettancow@computerfairi.es

@pettancow Slime person discovers diving suits, creates brand just for other slime people.

Slime person wants to wear cute clothes but they keep sinking into slime

*slaps roof of a house* this bad boy can fit so many books in it

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@maple when you use vim instead of nano and then you accidentally hit the wrong key and something weird happens

Buy your trans friend pizza or takeout and remind them that you love them today.

yeah i use ARCH

Arrogantly dismissive attitude towards other linux users
Reply to every single comment mentioning windows with a long rant about privacy
Configure dotfiles for hours on a friday night
Help your uncle fix the printer

yeah i use ANDROID

At least it isn't iOS
Netflix doesn't work if you root
Dismal battery life
RAM out the ass because if we can't make it run better, just throw more resources at it
Oh boy, another app that I haven't used in six days just crashed
I bought this phone one year ago and now it's no longer supported
Deleting everything to make room on the internal storage

yeah i use iOS

i can't access the fucking file system
Oh look another app was removed for being capable of accessing porn
System update available (1.8GiB)

yeah i use WINDOWS MOBILE

no i don't. nobody fucking uses windows mobile

yeah i use WINDOWS

Welcome, friend. we love you :)
It keeps installing candy crush
Nine updates are available, would you like to reboot now or in fifteen minutes?
Deleting a file? sorry, you need permission from yourself
Opt out of telemetry? of course that's possible! we'll stop* collecting any and all** data from your machine
Why would you want to do that? you intentionally can't do that because it's stupid :))))))
Still haunted by terrible decisions made over a decade ago

@pettancow oops

@pettancow I woke up and said "I need mooffee" instead of coffee.
I think I've caught cute moo syndrome.

do you ever just
moo