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a new vulnerability was discovered in lilyOS, the first operating system created entirely by trans girls. on the login screen, if you enter "mistress" as your username, you will immediately be granted full access without a password. when asked to comment, the lead developer replied "hhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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hrt 

i've been on these pills for a year and wow I feel like an enormous lesbian

FFXIV Pathfinder 

My elezen put the Konami code into a mural puzzle with a compass rose input. She released a Mario demilich, which is almost certainly going to come up again if we ever get involved with Hildibrand's antics.

WHAT HAVE I DONE.

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kinda lewd joke 

Person: Fuck cows
Me: You're not my type, sweeite.

Ys, Inferno difficulty take, nsfw 

Remember Admiral Agares? The fucker with the giant frog for a pet? Considering how he kept people-sized cages in the same room as it, I'm willing to bet he was a vore fetishist

I wanted to take a picture but she hopped off onto my bed when I went to grab my tablet. :c

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It's very clear why this kitten is named Polly -- she loves hanging out on shoulders and was the cutest neckwarmer for a time c:

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@pettancow Slime person discovers diving suits, creates brand just for other slime people.

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Slime person wants to wear cute clothes but they keep sinking into slime

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*slaps roof of a house* this bad boy can fit so many books in it

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Today's morning in review (alcohol mention) 

9:00 AM - Wake up to kitten in bed <3
9:20 AM - Discover IRC server is down
10:00 AM - Discover boyfriend didn't mention that he couldn't pay for server this time
10:20 AM - Not enough coffee ground, going for irish breakfast. good thing I don't have any irish cream to go with it

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A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: Fuck unnecessarily gendered products. I love chiptune!

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@maple when you use vim instead of nano and then you accidentally hit the wrong key and something weird happens

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Buy your trans friend pizza or takeout and remind them that you love them today.

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yeah i use ARCH :archlinux:

Arrogantly dismissive attitude towards other linux users
Reply to every single comment mentioning windows with a long rant about privacy
Configure dotfiles for hours on a friday night
Help your uncle fix the printer

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yeah i use ANDROID

At least it isn't iOS
Netflix doesn't work if you root
Dismal battery life
RAM out the ass because if we can't make it run better, just throw more resources at it
Oh boy, another app that I haven't used in six days just crashed
I bought this phone one year ago and now it's no longer supported
Deleting everything to make room on the internal storage

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yeah i use iOS

i can't access the fucking file system
Oh look another app was removed for being capable of accessing porn
System update available (1.8GiB)

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