Temia @pettancow@computerfairi.es
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Technological tinker, greenhorn gamedev, fairy fanatic
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Joined May 2018
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hrt
i've been on these pills for a year and wow I feel like an enormous lesbian
FFXIV Pathfinder
My elezen put the Konami code into a mural puzzle with a compass rose input. She released a Mario demilich, which is almost certainly going to come up again if we ever get involved with Hildibrand's antics.
WHAT HAVE I DONE.
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TIME FOR SOME FUCKING GAY CATGIRLS ONLINE
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kinda lewd joke
Person: Fuck cows
Me: You're not my type, sweeite.
Ys, Inferno difficulty take, nsfw
Remember Admiral Agares? The fucker with the giant frog for a pet? Considering how he kept people-sized cages in the same room as it, I'm willing to bet he was a vore fetishist
I wanted to take a picture but she hopped off onto my bed when I went to grab my tablet. :c
It's very clear why this kitten is named Polly -- she loves hanging out on shoulders and was the cutest neckwarmer for a time c:
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@pettancow Slime person discovers diving suits, creates brand just for other slime people.
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Slime person wants to wear cute clothes but they keep sinking into slime
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*slaps roof of a house* this bad boy can fit so many books in it
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Today's morning in review (alcohol mention)
9:00 AM - Wake up to kitten in bed <3
9:20 AM - Discover IRC server is down
10:00 AM - Discover boyfriend didn't mention that he couldn't pay for server this time
10:20 AM - Not enough coffee ground, going for irish breakfast. good thing I don't have any irish cream to go with it
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A quote from Karl Marx. The quote reads: Fuck unnecessarily gendered products. I love chiptune!
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@maple when you use vim instead of nano and then you accidentally hit the wrong key and something weird happens
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Buy your trans friend pizza or takeout and remind them that you love them today.
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yeah i use ARCH 
Arrogantly dismissive attitude towards other linux users
Reply to every single comment mentioning windows with a long rant about privacy
Configure dotfiles for hours on a friday night
Help your uncle fix the printer
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yeah i use ANDROID
At least it isn't iOS
Netflix doesn't work if you root
Dismal battery life
RAM out the ass because if we can't make it run better, just throw more resources at it
Oh boy, another app that I haven't used in six days just crashed
I bought this phone one year ago and now it's no longer supported
Deleting everything to make room on the internal storage
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yeah i use iOS
i can't access the fucking file system
Oh look another app was removed for being capable of accessing porn
System update available (1.8GiB)
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yeah i use WINDOWS MOBILE
no i don't. nobody fucking uses windows mobile
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yeah i use WINDOWS
Welcome, friend. we love you :)
It keeps installing candy crush
Nine updates are available, would you like to reboot now or in fifteen minutes?
Deleting a file? sorry, you need permission from yourself
Opt out of telemetry? of course that's possible! we'll stop* collecting any and all** data from your machine
Why would you want to do that? you intentionally can't do that because it's stupid :))))))
Still haunted by terrible decisions made over a decade ago
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Technological tinker, greenhorn gamedev, fairy fanatic 🇨🇦
Joined May 2018
