C++: homophobic
Java: homophobic
Fortran: homophobic
Ruby: bi
Python: homophobic
Perl: gay
Haskell: gay
Every ML: gay
Scala: homophobic (@palvaro : "Maybe the *most* homophobic")
Lisp: gayyyyyyy
Prolog: gay
Erlang: mind your own business
SQL: homophobic
XML: homophobic
XSLT: trans as hell (that's what the T stands for)
Forth: UNKNOWN???
Mathematica might be gay but the Wolfram language is homophobic
R: homophobic
CSS: gay
JS: homophobic
YAML: homophobic
JSON: gray ace
TLA+: