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Going transgender insane a.k.a. achieving intranity.

‪so i guess what i'm saying is, “make friendships that'll force you to up your game”. i probably said that before‬

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hanging around interesting people feels uncomfortable insofar as i don't think i'm as interesting as them and so i don't always feel i belong (i.e. i feel like an impostor)… but if i hang around uninteresting people i have no envy motivating me to better myself, i become content

"it is difficult to build good clients for bad protocols", and other things that aren't fun to hear but are necessary to say

the fact that there's a kind of mirror called a vanity mirror is so funny to me. i think we should name more things after the sins they encourage. catch me laying on my sloth mattress eating my gluttony snacks

going on twitter and posting,

tired: pronouns in bio
inspired: ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

re: lewd, uspol-adjacent 

new extension proposal: replace the word "economy" with "sodomy" everywhere. would result in a vastly better world.

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lewd, uspol-adjacent 

just misread a headline as "Was the sodomy better under Trump or Biden?"

I can't find the code generator for my digital ID and the adage that "Two-factor authentication consist of something you can forget and something you can lose" has never rung more true

🦊Trying something to combat discord scammers who just log into a chat and get every role like, alright buddy go for it, see what happens

"im not flustered!" says robotgirl whose status lights just briefly dimmed from a power spike

Fuck! Just read an infohazard. Now I'm burdened with a moral quandary.

How many shonen battle anime protagonists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 

Just one. But it'll take three episodes.

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