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*looks at cishet couple* so which one sends the SYN and which one sends the SYN/ACK?

imagine wanting to go from Shannon, Ireland to Toulouse, France but instead you are going to Belgium (a fate worse than death)

globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=3

suspected AI slop, but also funny 

watching a YouTube short about poaching large quantities of eggs, and the chef says that he steams them at 63 degrees [Celsius] for 45 minutes.

top comment:

For those wondering, 63° is 7π/20 radians.
anyway, now I'm going to be measuring temperature in radians Celsius as our AI overlords demand.

interesting, Safari now outright refuses to load websites that use TLS 1.1, TLS 1.0, or RSA <= 1024

with no way to bypass

My daughter is collecting data on people's pineapple on pizza preferences, if you would be so kind as to answer, this will help to move us past this impasse, even if there is some bandwagoning involved

#pizza #pineappleonpizza

As a programmer slash reverse engineer with two decades of experience, I have seen many things. But today I saw something new. A full SaaS application with its entire backend interface built as … a single <canvas> tag.

That’s right, everything — user/permission management, uploaded file browser, system configuration screens — everything is painstakingly drawn programmatically as individual shapes and texts. Thank fuck I’m here as a user and not a developer.

#ProgrammingHorror

If you try to tell people on tumblr it makes no sense they will get mad at you defending their "system."

But really what matters is that the people they know and like are there, and they have figured out how to interact with those people. That more logical systems exist doesn't matter. That systems that aren't "corporate walled gardens" doesn't matter. It's the people. And the people are why I keep going back from time to time.

The people are ALSO why I'm mostly happy here.

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Tumblr's interface and commenting structure makes no sense.

You can:

comment on a post.
reblog it and add something to it. This creates a new copy of the post on your blog ... so if the original author makes edits they do not show up.
add hash tags, which users use for comments too for some reason
like a post (this does nothing)

It really is a nonsensical mess, but people have adapted to it and love it.

There is a lesson here. Online communities are made of people. People will adapt.

Today in “computers are cursed”:

I’m using pdf2cairo to generate a PNG preview of a PDF file.
PNG preview looks fine.
That PDF+PNG pair gets uploaded to a remote asset management system.
Remote system takes the PNG and generates its own previews from that.
These previews contain artifacts/garbled pixels. This behaviour is consistent, the same PNG always generates the same artifacts, and only in areas that are transparent.

Wanna guess what I had to do to fix this?

1/2

preferred rectangle data model:

Soldering Wrapped!

🔥 You burned your fingers five times! How are the calluses coming along?
💙 Your favourite hookup wire colour was blue. Probably because that's what you had lying around.
🤦‍♀️ You soldered the connector before putting the shroud on the cable fifteen times. Most people would learn by the second or third time, but your determination is unmatched!
👃 You inhaled 4.3 litres of soldering fumes! You do know they don't get you high, right?
🍳You burned off three soldering pads. Good thing you have so many boards and so much time on your hands.
🌅 You started ten projects and finished two! Good going!
🔀 You put two connectors on backwards. Good thing you checked before you connected expensive components. You checked before you connected them, right? Right?!

@nora did you know? there's an all lesbian remake of the play, but it's about two women who fav each others posts but do not go to dms

its called "waiting for sappho"

wait you've all been taking ESTROGEN? this whole time i thought you'd been transitioning with the aid of the guy from "waiting for godot"

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