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Someone should make the operating system from all those Hollywood movies, just for the lulz

Every now and then I go poke at old Google services that the big G has forgotten about... I think maybe I just found The Good Search again?

Check out alerts.google.com, and just marvel at this relic of an earlier time where typing a string into a textbox on a search engine gave you search results for that string!

Incredible.

Interesting reframing. Cost of aid to #ukraine in cups of coffee per month.

(by @topleadEU)

‪the sun sneezing reflex is one of those funny genetic variations. people who don't have it will be like what the fuck are you talking about. people who do have it probably assume everyone has it. but unless sneezing is painful for you or there's a pandemic, it's inconsequential‬

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how does my sneeze reflex know where the sun is in the sky even though my eyes can't see it beyond the fog

I love this anecdote. It's thought-provoking and evocative. Full text of story is in the alt-text.

I'm knitting in the corner at a party
via imgur.com/gallery/knitting-cor

#knitting #shortstory

politics 

God, being a middle manager has to be even easier than it's ever been

"JENKINS! WHY ARE SALES DOWN 90%!"

"It's the DEI sir"

"I knew it. Carry on"

Our cats amuse us almost every day. But this xkcd strip from a while back brings a whole new level of amusement to our feline friends' actions
xkcd.com/1689/

#Caturday

With apologies to Catherines everywhere

you know those memes of doggirls always wanting monster energy? well that's actually a misnomer, the #1 drink for doggirls is actually 

dr pupper

coworker: I need to check in on [name]. she's just had a really long day incubating E. coli.
me: oh, oh no.
[a couple sentences later]
me: wait -- not in herself, then?
coworker: no. In lab.

if elected as president of europe i will mandate all cities to be designed by people with runner vision. all buildings to be at least twenty stories, all rooftops to have ziplines and places for soft landings by 2035

concept: a youtube channel run by one guy that exclusively talks about a game that released 30 years ago and got no sequels who is very desperate for a new one
"Will We Get A New Splingo Announcement At The Sony State Of Play?"

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