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today we're apparently doing a sample German test, where one of the assignments is to write a reply to a post on the internet

I asked if I'd lose points if my reply would get me banned, she said no, please submit your hot takes, they're more fun to read. so now I've submitted a post telling OP that something is einfach ein skill issue.

One of the great things about getting the print version of TheOnion is the ads. Full page mock ads that are just… ouch.

hahaa! Successfully removed all IR and UV filters from my old Canon EOS 600D, I can do full spectrum, UV and IR photography now!

All of the following photos have been taken with a ~550nm+ lpf, meaning cutting everything under 550nm (blue, purple and uv) off. I love the vibrant pink foliage and dramatic turquoise skies #photography

"Revolutionary action is not a form of self-sacrifice, a grim dedication to doing whatever it takes to achieve a future world of freedom. It is the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free."

– David Graeber

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

This is a broken Sony Digital Mavica MVC-FD87. This has a rare 4X speed floppy drive, so I thought I'd open it up and see if I could remove it and use it elsewhere.

(This is going to be a very abbreviated thread because most of my images are blurry, since I no longer have an office for reverse engineering teardowns)

This one is from 2001 and can take photos up to 1280×960 pixels, at which resolution you'll barely manage to fit four images on a 1.44mb floppy disk.

I love prediction markets. sure why not. 24:1 odds Christ returns. sign me the fuck up. I'm gonna find a pliable journalist to bribe to say it happened and laugh all the way to the bank

It's so beautiful outside with all the blossoming trees 🌸

Argh, accidentally read another "stop anonymity/pseudonymity to stop abuse" article. And, to maximize cringe, also most of the replies, "one account per person, real names everywhere" (meaning "legal name", which is not the same thing; would you really feel safer if I used my wallet name here, which none of you except the one who I happen to be married to have ever heard, instead of the name everybody knows me by?). Shouldn't torture myself like that.

I'll have to switch to one of my many other USB floppy drives.

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oh WAIT we just figured something out about circular buffers. we've implemented these before, it just never clicked for us...

the 555 timer is 55 years old, so if we celebrate on the 5th of May it can be the 555's 55th on 5/5.

"To anyone who, for the first time, sees a great stretch of sandy shore covered with innumerable ridges and furrows, as if combed with a giant comb, a dozen questions must immediately present themselves. How do these ripples form?"

April 28, 1854, birthday of British engineer, mathematician, physicist, and inventor Hertha Marks Ayrton.

In a 1904 paper she explained how currents can form sand ripples 🌊

That's just how we carried around our mp3 players back then 🎵

"He who relies solely on antivirus is destined to be defeated… by his own impatience with the pop-up alerts." - The Art of Cyber War

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