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at a cool museum and read this poem which is very funny to me bc I just did my wash this morning

cw: it's a 19th century English nursery rhyme, so, yeah

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Virgin Mary?
What if a tiddy was out?

Lady Liberty?
What if a tiddy was out?

Giant formless sea creature?
What if a tiddy was out?

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tfw you stop dissociating and try to improve your life (i.e my life rn but also not today cause tired)

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@RumPartov@weirder.earth No offence, but I'm gonna fact check that before I believe any of that. Thank you though!

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@RumPartov@weirder.earth Then what great floods were you talking about?

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@RumPartov@weirder.earth Have you been following the news about the floods in Japan?

A friend of a friend of mine is making a Sci-Fi movie! I looks amazin'! Very 80's. 😍💖✨

Wanna back a sci-fi short film written and directed by a trans man? Check it out!

kickstarter.com/projects/eptfi

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@theoutrider dog man for whomst the ball bounce, it bounce for thee.

Good night cuties! 💖✨ It's past midnight for me. 😴💤

racism, sexism, gross 

@a_bun@girlcock.club Today my coworkers started talking about comedians who make sexist jokes or jokes about rape, and about how 'annoying' some people are who don't find that kinds of jokes funny, and who question what's so fun about it.

"If they don't like it they should just..."

me, thinking: AAAAAAHHHHHHh!! 😡

nude, girldick, invitation, boosts ok 

this bath is so lonely, come join me~

Trans stuff; time and looks 

Someone told me that I seem to be, "taking your time" re: my transition and I feel...weird about that? I mean its only been about 3 years, and I can't exactly afford to go, "Full Time" right now. I'm still trans.

Granted, the person who said this to me still believes that I'm trans, but I honestly the whole roadmap thing freaks me out. Yes, I like makeup and fashion. But shaving all the time is bad for my skin and I don't need to wear makeup when all I'm doing is biking to the grocery store. Why can I just say I'm a girl and that's ok?

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Bernie saysTrans Rights! redd.it/dghgnp

Selfies, eye contact 

Oh, so its Coming Out Day? Alright, then.

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