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@tulpenkiste@lea.pet "USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws isn't real, it can't hurt you."

USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws:

Don't forget that any collective action must never ever disrupt normality, should always be done at times when you will inconvenience the least number of people, never upset the privileged, not impact the institutions of society at all, and no one should be made uncomfortable in the slightest.

Because that's how real change always happens.

"it/it's is dehumanizing!" says the person who thinks children are property of their parents

Back in 1999 when you'd go to join a new forum there'd be a rules page, and at the bottom would be a big bright eye-catching "AGREE AND CONTINUE" button, and a little way above it, in the rules themselves, would be something like "To prove that you've read the rules, click on the period at the end of this sentence."

Clicking on "AGREE AND CONTINUE" would issue a two hour IP ban so you could Actually Read The Rules, and also think about what you'd done.

1999 was a hell of a year

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It's not a limousine if it's not from the Limousin region in France otherwise it's just long car

Help: My [1851W] dolls [21D, 28D, 30D, 25D] have unionized

unbothered. moisturized (with rye). happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

Out of context Well There's Your Problem podcast:

It used to be, like, hijacking was an exciting adventure to Cuba, and now it's a less exciting adventure to being smashed into a building.

this new RFC 9564 is comedy gold: "Faster Than Light Speed Protocol (FLIP)" - this uses LLMs to predict what packets <would> be sent, thus obviating the need to actually send them. The Acknowledgements section is just... <chef's kiss>. rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9564.htm #rfc9564

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